1 00:00:04,438 --> 00:00:05,039 HURRY UP. COME ON. 2 00:00:05,073 --> 00:00:05,773 GET A MOVE ON. WE'RE LATE. 3 00:00:05,806 --> 00:00:08,076 YOU CAN'T BE LATE TO A FUNERAL. 4 00:00:08,109 --> 00:00:09,343 SEAN? YEAH, BABY? 5 00:00:09,377 --> 00:00:10,544 DID YOU SEE THIS? 6 00:00:10,578 --> 00:00:12,146 IT'S THE CONDOLENCE CARD. 7 00:00:12,180 --> 00:00:13,347 HENRY WROTE, "GET WELL SOON." 8 00:00:13,381 --> 00:00:14,382 OH. UH... 9 00:00:14,415 --> 00:00:16,617 THERE ARE OTHER CARDS IN THE DRAWER, AREN'T THERE? 10 00:00:16,650 --> 00:00:18,686 I'M GOIN' OUT TO THE CAR. 11 00:00:19,820 --> 00:00:23,157 MOM, I THINK MY SUIT IS WAY TOO SMALL. 12 00:00:23,191 --> 00:00:24,092 YEAH. ME, TOO. 13 00:00:24,125 --> 00:00:24,892 THEY'RE-- THEY'RE FINE. 14 00:00:24,925 --> 00:00:26,760 WE'LL--WE'LL JUST-- HERE, WE'LL JUST 15 00:00:26,794 --> 00:00:29,363 PULL YOUR SLEEVE DOWN A LITTLE. 16 00:00:32,200 --> 00:00:34,202 JIMMY, GIVE HENRY YOUR SUIT JACKET. 17 00:00:34,235 --> 00:00:35,169 WELL, THEN, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO? 18 00:00:35,203 --> 00:00:37,238 Y-YOU'RE GONNA TAKE HENRY'S JACKET AND JUST-- 19 00:00:37,271 --> 00:00:39,273 JUST SLING IT CASUALLY OVER YOUR SHOULDER. 20 00:00:39,307 --> 00:00:42,643 WELL, WHAT ABOUT MY PANTS? 21 00:00:42,676 --> 00:00:43,411 YOU WANT ME TO CASUALLY 22 00:00:43,444 --> 00:00:45,546 SLING THOSE OVER MY SHOULDER, TOO? 23 00:00:45,579 --> 00:00:48,516 PUT ON YOUR BLACK JEANS. GO. 24 00:00:48,549 --> 00:00:49,817 NO, NO, NO, NO. 25 00:00:49,850 --> 00:00:51,619 WHY ARE THEY GOING UPSTAIRS?! 26 00:00:51,652 --> 00:00:52,586 TO CHANGE THEIR CLOTHES! 27 00:00:52,620 --> 00:00:54,822 COME ON, WE ARE LATE! LET'S GET A MOVE ON IT. 28 00:00:54,855 --> 00:00:56,357 WHY DO I HAVE TO GO TO THIS FUNERAL? 29 00:00:56,390 --> 00:00:58,292 I BARELY EVEN REMEMBER COUSIN SCOTT. 30 00:00:58,326 --> 00:00:59,793 'CAUSE SCOTT AND I GREW UP TOGETHER. 31 00:00:59,827 --> 00:01:01,129 HE WAS A GREAT GUY. 32 00:01:01,162 --> 00:01:02,630 WELL, HE WASN'T VERY SMART. 33 00:01:02,663 --> 00:01:03,397 WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT? 34 00:01:03,431 --> 00:01:06,100 HE SNOWBOARDED OUT OF A HELICOPTER 35 00:01:06,134 --> 00:01:06,934 ONTO A GLACIER 36 00:01:06,967 --> 00:01:08,869 AND THEN OFF THE EDGE OF THE GLACIER. 37 00:01:08,902 --> 00:01:10,871 WELL, THAT'S WHAT MADE SCOTT GREAT. 38 00:01:10,904 --> 00:01:14,275 I MEAN, HE LIVED LIFE TO THE FULLEST. 39 00:01:15,476 --> 00:01:17,778 LIGHT 'EM UP! 40 00:01:18,446 --> 00:01:20,614 WHOO-HOO! Sean: COME ON! 41 00:01:20,648 --> 00:01:23,751 GO! GO! GO! GO! 42 00:01:24,352 --> 00:01:26,220 [LOUD CRASH] 43 00:01:27,788 --> 00:01:29,223 OH, SEAN! 44 00:01:29,257 --> 00:01:32,160 YOU GOTTA TRY THIS, MAN. 45 00:01:32,193 --> 00:01:33,761 I REALLY DON'T. 46 00:01:33,794 --> 00:01:36,130 HUH? HUH?! 47 00:01:36,164 --> 00:01:38,632 IT WAS LIKE A LITTLE GNARLY LITTLE MONKEY-DOG. 48 00:01:38,666 --> 00:01:41,569 A SHARK JUST SWAM UP AND BIT YOUR BOARD? 49 00:01:41,602 --> 00:01:44,238 NO, NOT JUST MY BOARD. 50 00:01:44,272 --> 00:01:45,273 READY? 51 00:01:45,306 --> 00:01:47,208 HUH?! 52 00:01:47,241 --> 00:01:50,444 HUH?! 53 00:01:50,478 --> 00:01:52,280 HE JUST TOOK A CHUNK! 54 00:01:52,313 --> 00:01:54,282 I--I WAS, "PBBBT!" 55 00:01:54,315 --> 00:01:55,616 YOU GOTTA COME OUT THERE WITH ME, SEAN. 56 00:01:55,649 --> 00:01:59,153 ABSOLUTELY. DEFINITELY. ONE OF THESE DAYS, YEAH. 57 00:01:59,187 --> 00:02:01,689 NO. TODAY IS ONE OF THESE DAYS. 58 00:02:01,722 --> 00:02:02,423 NO, IT'S NOT. 59 00:02:02,456 --> 00:02:04,258 ALL RIGHT. SO, YOU PAY ATTENTION, 60 00:02:04,292 --> 00:02:05,359 'CAUSE YOU'RE NEXT, ALL RIGHT? 61 00:02:05,393 --> 00:02:08,462 ALL RIGHT! [SCOTT LAUGHS] 62 00:02:14,302 --> 00:02:16,204 WHOO-HOO! 63 00:02:16,237 --> 00:02:19,307 WHOO! YEAH! 64 00:02:19,340 --> 00:02:20,741 Scott: WHOO-HOO! 65 00:02:20,774 --> 00:02:21,942 I'M GONNA GO GET MY SUNBLOCK. 66 00:02:21,975 --> 00:02:23,811 YOU'RE NOT COMING BACK, ARE YOU? 67 00:02:23,844 --> 00:02:24,845 HELL NO. 68 00:02:24,878 --> 00:02:25,679 GUYS... 69 00:02:25,713 --> 00:02:29,250 THIS IS THE PART WHERE YOU PULL ME UP! 70 00:02:29,283 --> 00:02:30,551 WELL, IF YOU TWO ARE SO CLOSE, 71 00:02:30,584 --> 00:02:32,320 HOW COME I DIDN'T SEE HIM MORE? 72 00:02:32,353 --> 00:02:34,288 WELL, SCOTT AND I TOOK SEPARATE PATHS IN LIFE. 73 00:02:34,322 --> 00:02:35,122 HE SPENT THE LAST 10 YEARS 74 00:02:35,155 --> 00:02:37,191 CLIMBING THE WORLD'S TALLEST MOUNTAINS, 75 00:02:37,225 --> 00:02:38,125 AND I SPENT THE LAST 10 YEARS 76 00:02:38,158 --> 00:02:41,929 TRYING TO GET CHILDREN INTO THE CAR! 77 00:02:41,962 --> 00:02:42,896 COME ON! 78 00:02:42,930 --> 00:02:45,233 BABE, THIS IS THE ONLY OTHER CARD I COULD FIND. 79 00:02:45,266 --> 00:02:46,767 THAT'S GOT A BABY'S BUTT ON IT. 80 00:02:46,800 --> 00:02:49,737 BUT SEE, THAT--THAT SHOULD CHEER HIM UP, RIGHT? 81 00:02:49,770 --> 00:02:50,538 BABY BUTT! 82 00:02:50,571 --> 00:02:51,405 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. SIGN MY NAME. 83 00:02:51,439 --> 00:02:54,875 I'M IN THE CAR. I'M GOING OUT THE DOOR. 84 00:02:54,908 --> 00:02:59,247 I AM ACTUALLY IN THE CAR! 85 00:02:59,280 --> 00:03:00,648 [DOOR OPENS] 86 00:03:00,681 --> 00:03:01,749 BABY, WHERE ARE MY KEYS? 87 00:03:01,782 --> 00:03:04,485 UH, UPSTAIRS ON THE DRESSER. 88 00:03:04,518 --> 00:03:05,519 CAN YOU GET 'EM FOR ME? 89 00:03:05,553 --> 00:03:06,720 WHY CAN'T YOU GO GET 'EM? 90 00:03:06,754 --> 00:03:09,423 WELL, THEY THINK I'M IN THE CAR. 91 00:03:09,457 --> 00:03:11,459 OK, COME ON, GUYS. LET'S GET GOING. 92 00:03:11,492 --> 00:03:13,327 HEY, I THOUGHT YOU WERE IN THE CAR. 93 00:03:13,361 --> 00:03:14,262 WELL, I WAS, OK? 94 00:03:14,295 --> 00:03:14,995 BUT IT TOOK YOU GUYS SO LONG 95 00:03:15,028 --> 00:03:16,664 THAT I HAD TO COME BACK INSIDE, 96 00:03:16,697 --> 00:03:18,866 AND NOW I GOTTA GO TO THE BATHROOM. 97 00:03:18,899 --> 00:03:19,900 SEAN, CO-- 98 00:03:19,933 --> 00:03:21,735 OK, I'M GONNA GO PLAY A VIDEO GAME. 99 00:03:21,769 --> 00:03:23,337 NO! NO! 100 00:03:43,591 --> 00:03:44,525 I'M BORED. 101 00:03:44,558 --> 00:03:47,695 HENRY, WE-- WE JUST GOT HERE. 102 00:03:47,728 --> 00:03:49,363 JUST BEIN' HONEST. 103 00:03:49,397 --> 00:03:53,367 WELL, PLEASE BE QUIET. 104 00:03:54,635 --> 00:03:56,837 WHEN ARE WE LEAVING? 105 00:03:56,870 --> 00:03:58,539 SHH! 106 00:03:58,572 --> 00:03:59,873 AH, GOOD. YOU'RE HERE. 107 00:03:59,907 --> 00:04:02,376 JIMMY, PUT ON YOUR JACKET. 108 00:04:03,411 --> 00:04:04,912 AW, TAKE IT OFF. 109 00:04:05,413 --> 00:04:07,815 OK, LOOK, I KNOW THEY NEED NEW SUITS. 110 00:04:07,848 --> 00:04:11,452 YOU SHOULD ALWAYS HAVE FUNERAL CLOTHES READY TO GO. 111 00:04:11,485 --> 00:04:12,353 I KNOW. I KNOW. 112 00:04:12,386 --> 00:04:14,655 I'M JUST SAYING I LEARNED IT THE HARD WAY 113 00:04:14,688 --> 00:04:16,790 AT UNCLE PETE'S FUNERAL. 114 00:04:18,692 --> 00:04:21,595 I'M VERY SORRY, AUNT EDNA. 115 00:04:21,629 --> 00:04:24,998 IT'S ALL I HAD. SORRY. 116 00:04:25,799 --> 00:04:27,568 SHE SAID I COULDN'T BE A PALLBEARER 117 00:04:27,601 --> 00:04:30,538 BECAUSE I LOOKED LIKE TONY ORLANDO. 118 00:04:30,871 --> 00:04:34,007 COUSIN SCOTT IS IN THERE? 119 00:04:34,041 --> 00:04:36,344 YEAH. HE'S BEEN CREMATED. 120 00:04:36,377 --> 00:04:38,946 THEY TURN HIM INTO CREAM?! 121 00:04:38,979 --> 00:04:42,483 HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY. LEAVE THAT ALONE. 122 00:04:42,516 --> 00:04:43,517 HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY. 123 00:04:43,551 --> 00:04:46,454 YOU GUYS GO GIVE YOUR CONDOLENCES TO AUNT BETTY. 124 00:04:46,487 --> 00:04:47,755 WH-WHICH ONE'S AUNT BETTY? 125 00:04:47,788 --> 00:04:48,556 OVER THERE. SHE'S THE ONE 126 00:04:48,589 --> 00:04:50,424 WHO LOOKS LIKE SHE ATE THE LIPSTICK. 127 00:04:50,458 --> 00:04:52,493 SCOOT. 128 00:04:52,526 --> 00:04:54,728 Walt: AH, SCOTT. 129 00:04:54,762 --> 00:04:57,064 DO YOU SMELL SOMETHING? 130 00:04:57,097 --> 00:04:58,098 NO. 131 00:04:58,131 --> 00:04:59,867 YOU DON'T SMELL COFFEE? 132 00:04:59,900 --> 00:05:01,802 NO. 133 00:05:01,835 --> 00:05:04,705 HEY. WHAT-- OH, MY GOD! 134 00:05:04,738 --> 00:05:05,773 IT'S FULL OF COFFEE GRINDS! 135 00:05:05,806 --> 00:05:06,674 ARE YOU SERIOUS?! 136 00:05:06,707 --> 00:05:08,342 I DON'T BELIEVE THIS. WE'VE GOTTA GO TALK 137 00:05:08,376 --> 00:05:09,377 TO THE FUNERAL DIRECTOR. 138 00:05:09,410 --> 00:05:10,811 WAIT, DAD. ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO MAKE A SCENE? 139 00:05:10,844 --> 00:05:12,780 I MEAN, AREN'T PEOPLE UPSET ENOUGH ALREADY? 140 00:05:12,813 --> 00:05:13,814 HOW CAN YOU BE SO CALM? 141 00:05:13,847 --> 00:05:15,883 I DON'T KNOW. I JUST THINK THESE KINDS OF THINGS 142 00:05:15,916 --> 00:05:18,519 PROBABLY HAPPEN MORE OFTEN THAN WE REALIZE. 143 00:05:18,552 --> 00:05:19,653 MM-HMM. 144 00:05:19,687 --> 00:05:22,823 THIS IS COFFEE, FOR PETE'S SAKE! 145 00:05:23,524 --> 00:05:26,126 THESE PEOPLE ARE MOURNING A POT OF COFFEE! 146 00:05:26,159 --> 00:05:27,895 SHH! 147 00:05:27,928 --> 00:05:29,697 OH, GOD. IT'S OK, CLAUDIA. 148 00:05:29,730 --> 00:05:31,565 NO, NO, NO. I'M NOT SURE THAT IT IS. 149 00:05:31,599 --> 00:05:32,433 CLAUD-- OH... 150 00:05:32,466 --> 00:05:34,001 IT WAS YOU. YOU DID IT! 151 00:05:34,034 --> 00:05:35,836 CHILL OUT, DAD. I WILL NOT. 152 00:05:35,869 --> 00:05:37,405 YOU'RE MAKING A SCENE. 153 00:05:37,438 --> 00:05:38,472 YOU'RE GRAVE ROBBERS. 154 00:05:38,506 --> 00:05:40,073 WE ARE NOT GRAVE ROBBERS. 155 00:05:40,107 --> 00:05:42,376 HI. AAH. 156 00:05:42,410 --> 00:05:43,777 OH, SEAN, 157 00:05:43,811 --> 00:05:44,412 CLAUDIA. 158 00:05:44,445 --> 00:05:45,979 I AM SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU. 159 00:05:46,013 --> 00:05:49,850 THE--THE FLOWERS-- THEY ARE SO LOVELY. 160 00:05:49,883 --> 00:05:51,118 YES. 161 00:05:59,192 --> 00:06:01,495 ARE YOU OK? 162 00:06:01,529 --> 00:06:02,830 NO. 163 00:06:02,863 --> 00:06:04,798 WHAT'S WRONG? 164 00:06:04,832 --> 00:06:08,068 SCOTT'S DEAD. 165 00:06:10,203 --> 00:06:11,539 OH, RIGHT. 166 00:06:11,572 --> 00:06:15,809 UH, UM...I'M LILY. 167 00:06:16,844 --> 00:06:18,646 JEFF. 168 00:06:19,112 --> 00:06:23,016 DO--DO YOU WANT A TISSUE? 169 00:06:23,917 --> 00:06:27,688 THAT'S NOT SNOT. IT'S GUM. 170 00:06:29,056 --> 00:06:30,658 THANK YOU. 171 00:06:32,760 --> 00:06:35,663 I HAVE SOME GUM, IF YOU NEED SOME. 172 00:06:35,696 --> 00:06:40,701 I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE HE'S GONE. 173 00:06:43,537 --> 00:06:45,906 IT'LL BE OK. 174 00:06:46,507 --> 00:06:48,909 I GOT THE COLD CUT PLATTER AT MAZZARINO'S. 175 00:06:48,942 --> 00:06:50,844 IT WAS VERY, VERY GOOD. 176 00:06:50,878 --> 00:06:53,714 I LOVE THE BABY PICKLES. 177 00:06:53,747 --> 00:06:54,882 DO YOU SMELL COFFEE? 178 00:06:54,915 --> 00:06:56,850 NO! YOU CRAZY? 179 00:06:56,884 --> 00:06:58,051 WELL, WHERE'S IT COMING FROM? 180 00:06:58,085 --> 00:07:01,889 MARIE, HAVE YOU KISSED JIMMY AND HENRY YET? 181 00:07:01,922 --> 00:07:04,625 OH, NO. WHERE ARE THE LITTLE DUMPLINGS? 182 00:07:04,658 --> 00:07:05,993 OH, I SEE YOU. 183 00:07:06,026 --> 00:07:09,697 YOU COME GIVE AUNT MARIE A BIG HUG. 184 00:07:09,730 --> 00:07:12,199 WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO?! 185 00:07:12,232 --> 00:07:13,867 IT'S NO BIG DEAL. 186 00:07:13,901 --> 00:07:14,968 NO BIG DEAL? 187 00:07:15,002 --> 00:07:17,237 YOU SECRETLY REPLACED THE REMAINS OF YOUR DEAD COUSIN 188 00:07:17,270 --> 00:07:19,006 WITH FOLGERS CRYSTALS! 189 00:07:19,039 --> 00:07:20,641 LOOK, SCOTT WAS ALL ABOUT LIFE, 190 00:07:20,674 --> 00:07:24,011 AND LOOK AT THIS PLACE-- EVERYBODY SAD AND WEEPING. 191 00:07:24,044 --> 00:07:24,778 IT'S DEPRESSING. 192 00:07:24,812 --> 00:07:27,748 IT'S A FUNERAL, NOT A TAFFY PULL. 193 00:07:27,781 --> 00:07:29,883 SCOTT WOULD HAVE HATED THIS. 194 00:07:29,917 --> 00:07:30,951 AND HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT? 195 00:07:30,984 --> 00:07:32,986 BECAUSE HE TOLD US. 196 00:07:34,021 --> 00:07:35,656 ...AND SO THEY DUG HIM UP, RIGHT? 197 00:07:35,689 --> 00:07:37,157 AND ON THE INSIDE OF THE COFFIN LID, 198 00:07:37,190 --> 00:07:38,826 THEY FOUND SCRATCH MARKS. 199 00:07:38,859 --> 00:07:40,894 FRANTIC SCRATCH MARKS. 200 00:07:40,928 --> 00:07:43,030 OH, GOD. OH, NO WAY, MAN. 201 00:07:43,063 --> 00:07:44,031 I'M TELLIN' YOU. 202 00:07:44,064 --> 00:07:44,998 AND THE IRONY IS 203 00:07:45,032 --> 00:07:47,134 THEY WOULD HAVE HEARD HIM TRYING TO GET OUT, 204 00:07:47,167 --> 00:07:48,101 BUT ONE OF HIS LAST WISHES 205 00:07:48,135 --> 00:07:51,238 WAS TO HAVE A MARCHING BAND AT HIS FUNERAL. 206 00:07:51,271 --> 00:07:53,106 I WOULD NEVER WANT MY BODY 207 00:07:53,140 --> 00:07:55,676 TO BE STUCK INSIDE OF SOME BOX. 208 00:07:55,709 --> 00:07:58,078 WHAT WOULD YOU CARE? YOU'D BE DEAD. 209 00:07:58,111 --> 00:08:02,049 YEAH, MY BODY'D BE DEAD, BUT MY SPIRIT... 210 00:08:02,082 --> 00:08:03,651 THAT'D STILL BE ALIVE. 211 00:08:03,684 --> 00:08:05,252 I'M DONATING MY BODY TO SCIENCE. 212 00:08:05,285 --> 00:08:06,286 BUT NOT THE SKELETON. I DON'T WANT-- 213 00:08:06,319 --> 00:08:09,623 I DON'T WANT MEDICAL STUDENTS PUTTIN' HATS ON ME, 214 00:08:09,657 --> 00:08:10,824 AND CRAP LIKE THAT. 215 00:08:10,858 --> 00:08:13,126 I WANT TO BE CREMATED. 216 00:08:13,160 --> 00:08:15,062 AND THEN I WANT YOU GUYS 217 00:08:15,095 --> 00:08:17,130 TO JUST TOSS ME INTO THE WIND. 218 00:08:17,164 --> 00:08:18,098 YEAH, RIGHT. 219 00:08:18,131 --> 00:08:19,967 NO. NO, I MEAN IT. 220 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:23,136 FROM RIGHT UP HERE. ON THIS WATER TOWER RIGHT HERE. 221 00:08:23,170 --> 00:08:25,906 BECAUSE THIS--YEAH, THIS IS AS CLOSE 222 00:08:25,939 --> 00:08:28,676 AS YOU CAN GET TO HEAVEN IN STATEN ISLAND. 223 00:08:28,709 --> 00:08:30,210 THAT'S SO TRUE. 224 00:08:30,243 --> 00:08:33,213 I JUST WANT YOU GUYS TO JUST SET ME FREE... 225 00:08:33,246 --> 00:08:36,984 SO I CAN FLY IN THE SKY LIKE A-- 226 00:08:37,017 --> 00:08:39,620 FREE, LIKE A B-BIRD. 227 00:08:43,090 --> 00:08:47,127 HEY. HEY, SCOTT, THAT WAS MY FRISBEE, MAN! 228 00:08:47,160 --> 00:08:48,061 NOW IT'S FREE. 229 00:08:48,095 --> 00:08:50,664 BULL. THAT WAS, LIKE, 8 BUCKS. 230 00:08:50,698 --> 00:08:53,033 LOOK, WITH THE EXCEPTION OF YOUR WEDDING VOWS, 231 00:08:53,066 --> 00:08:54,968 OATHS TAKEN BY STONED TEENAGERS 232 00:08:55,002 --> 00:08:56,003 ARE NOT LEGALLY BINDING. 233 00:08:56,036 --> 00:08:59,940 SCOTT WAS SERIOUS, DAD. HE WAS OBSESSED ABOUT IT. 234 00:08:59,973 --> 00:09:03,010 SCOTT, WHAT ARE WE DOING UP HERE? 235 00:09:03,043 --> 00:09:05,212 * WE'RE PARTYIN' 236 00:09:05,245 --> 00:09:08,081 HEY. COME ON. YOU'RE GONNA FREEZE TO DEATH, MAN. 237 00:09:08,115 --> 00:09:09,016 WELL, IF I DO, THEY YOU GUYS JUST 238 00:09:09,049 --> 00:09:11,885 GOTTA COME RIGHT BACK UP HERE NEXT WEEKEND. 239 00:09:11,919 --> 00:09:13,687 WHY? 240 00:09:13,721 --> 00:09:16,156 TO THROW MY ASHES OFF. 241 00:09:16,189 --> 00:09:18,258 SO, WHAT IF THE WIND BLOWS YOUR ASHES, 242 00:09:18,291 --> 00:09:20,160 LIKE, BACK IN OUR MOUTHS? 243 00:09:20,193 --> 00:09:21,194 YEAH! 244 00:09:21,228 --> 00:09:23,897 I DON'T MIND IF YOU GUYS EAT A LITTLE BIT OF ME. 245 00:09:23,931 --> 00:09:26,634 THAT'S, LIKE, GOOD, ALMOST. 246 00:09:26,667 --> 00:09:27,968 OH. 247 00:09:28,001 --> 00:09:28,769 GET BACK OVER HERE. 248 00:09:28,802 --> 00:09:29,803 NO. SAY, "I PROMISE I'LL TOSS THEM." 249 00:09:29,837 --> 00:09:33,240 Sean, Claudia, Eddie: WE PROMISE WE'LL TOSS THEM. 250 00:09:33,273 --> 00:09:34,975 COME ON. 251 00:09:35,743 --> 00:09:38,078 AAH! OH! 252 00:09:38,111 --> 00:09:39,212 STOP THAT! 253 00:09:39,246 --> 00:09:42,215 PSYCH! I HAD IT THE WHOLE TIME. 254 00:09:42,249 --> 00:09:43,150 OH! 255 00:09:43,183 --> 00:09:46,186 A PROMISE IS A PROMISE, DAD. WE MADE A VOW. 256 00:09:46,219 --> 00:09:49,056 OH, SEAN, COME ON. WE WERE TEENAGERS. 257 00:09:49,089 --> 00:09:53,093 I ALSO VOWED TO SAVE MYSELF FOR GEORGE MICHAEL. 258 00:09:53,694 --> 00:09:55,796 MOM, YOU'VE GOTTA HIDE US. 259 00:09:55,829 --> 00:09:57,865 UH-OH. AUNT DEIDRE, 9 0'CLOCK. 260 00:09:57,898 --> 00:09:59,800 OK, LET'S SPLIT UP. WE'LL BE HARDER TO CATCH. 261 00:09:59,833 --> 00:10:02,069 OK, YOU HEAD STRAIGHT FOR AUNT DEIDRE, OK? 262 00:10:02,102 --> 00:10:04,171 AND I'LL GO THAT WAY. GO! GOT IT. 263 00:10:05,138 --> 00:10:08,275 AAH! AH! NO! NO! 264 00:10:08,308 --> 00:10:10,143 MOMMY! 265 00:10:10,177 --> 00:10:13,781 IT REALLY MAKES YOU THINK, DOESN'T IT? 266 00:10:13,814 --> 00:10:19,653 ONE MINUTE YOU HAVE YOUR WHOLE LIFE AHEAD OF YOU... 267 00:10:19,687 --> 00:10:22,956 AND--AND THE NEXT MINUTE... 268 00:10:22,990 --> 00:10:25,225 NOT...LIFE... 269 00:10:26,694 --> 00:10:28,862 AHEAD OF YOU. 270 00:10:28,896 --> 00:10:30,397 WHY AM I LAYING THIS ON YOU? 271 00:10:30,430 --> 00:10:32,099 I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU. 272 00:10:32,132 --> 00:10:34,201 NO, NO, NO. IT'S OK. 273 00:10:34,234 --> 00:10:35,836 JUST-- JUST LET IT OUT. 274 00:10:35,869 --> 00:10:38,972 I DON'T WANT TO BURDEN YOU. 275 00:10:39,006 --> 00:10:42,242 BURDEN ME. 276 00:10:49,116 --> 00:10:50,884 DON'T YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND? 277 00:10:50,918 --> 00:10:54,154 DON'T YOU HAVE A LIFE? 278 00:10:54,187 --> 00:10:55,823 NO. 279 00:10:55,856 --> 00:10:58,291 GO AWAY! 280 00:11:03,897 --> 00:11:04,998 HELP ME OUT HERE. 281 00:11:05,032 --> 00:11:07,167 HOW DO YOU EVEN BEGIN TO FORMULATE A PLAN 282 00:11:07,200 --> 00:11:08,301 TO STEAL A DEAD PERSON? 283 00:11:08,335 --> 00:11:10,237 THERE WASN'T ANY BIG PLAN. YEAH. 284 00:11:10,270 --> 00:11:12,205 WE WERE JUST GONNA ASK AUNT BETTY 285 00:11:12,239 --> 00:11:13,340 AT THE WAKE FOR THE ASHES, 286 00:11:13,373 --> 00:11:16,109 BUT THERE'S REALLY NO CLEAR ETIQUETTE 287 00:11:16,143 --> 00:11:17,911 FOR THAT KIND OF THING. NO. NO. 288 00:11:17,945 --> 00:11:19,780 BUT WE WERE DRINKING, AND WE JUST-- 289 00:11:19,813 --> 00:11:21,148 EDDIE DID IT. 290 00:11:21,181 --> 00:11:23,116 EDDIE DID IT. 291 00:11:24,217 --> 00:11:26,253 SEAN, GO DISTRACT EVERYBODY. 292 00:11:26,286 --> 00:11:27,087 WHAT? 293 00:11:27,120 --> 00:11:29,322 GO DISTRACT EVERYBODY. GO DO SOMETHIN'. 294 00:11:29,356 --> 00:11:30,791 WHAT?! GO DO SOMETHIN'. 295 00:11:30,824 --> 00:11:32,259 OH. BUT, UH--UH--UH--UH-- 296 00:11:32,292 --> 00:11:35,162 * DA-DANNY BOY 297 00:11:35,195 --> 00:11:40,033 * THE PIPES, THE PIPES ARE CALLIN' * 298 00:11:40,067 --> 00:11:42,936 [OTHERS JOIN IN] * FROM GLEN TO GLEN 299 00:11:42,970 --> 00:11:46,807 * AND DOWN THE MOUNTAINSIDE * 300 00:11:46,840 --> 00:11:49,242 * THE SUMMER'S GONE 301 00:11:49,276 --> 00:11:53,346 * AND ALL THE LEAVES ARE FALLIN' * 302 00:11:53,380 --> 00:11:55,949 * 'TIS YOU, 'TIS YOU 303 00:11:55,983 --> 00:12:00,320 * MUST GO AND I MUST BIDE 304 00:12:00,353 --> 00:12:02,255 * 'TIS I'LL BE HERE 305 00:12:02,289 --> 00:12:06,526 * IN SUNSHINE OR IN SHADOW * 306 00:12:06,559 --> 00:12:12,432 * OH, DANNY BOY, OH, DANNY BOY * 307 00:12:12,465 --> 00:12:20,307 * I LOVE YOU SO 308 00:12:20,340 --> 00:12:21,541 WELL, I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY. 309 00:12:21,574 --> 00:12:25,278 YOU HAVE RUINED DANNY BOY FOR ME. 310 00:12:25,879 --> 00:12:28,215 OH, MARIE. UH, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 311 00:12:28,248 --> 00:12:32,252 BETTY WANTED ME TO PUT SCOTT'S CLASS RING IN THE URN. 312 00:12:32,285 --> 00:12:33,854 NO, NO. NO. NO, NO. NO, NO, NO. 313 00:12:33,887 --> 00:12:38,291 HERE. HERE. LET ME DO IT FOR YOU. 314 00:12:41,328 --> 00:12:43,096 I SWEAR I SMELL COFFEE. 315 00:12:43,130 --> 00:12:46,099 WELL, THEY'RE OPENING UP THOSE STARBUCKS 316 00:12:46,133 --> 00:12:48,301 EVERYWHERE NOW. 317 00:12:52,139 --> 00:12:54,041 WE'RE ALL GOING TO HELL, AREN'T WE? 318 00:12:54,074 --> 00:12:57,544 FRONT OF THE LINE. Sean: YEAH. 319 00:12:59,512 --> 00:13:02,449 THAT WAS SUCH A WONDERFUL FUNERAL. 320 00:13:04,084 --> 00:13:04,751 LILY. 321 00:13:04,784 --> 00:13:06,119 WELL, NO, I JUST-- I JUST MEANT 322 00:13:06,153 --> 00:13:08,488 I HAD MORE FUN THAN I THOUGHT I WOULD. 323 00:13:08,521 --> 00:13:09,489 FUN? 324 00:13:09,522 --> 00:13:11,124 WELL, NOT FUN. I-- 325 00:13:11,158 --> 00:13:13,260 I JUST--I MET SOME COOL PEOPLE, AND-- 326 00:13:13,293 --> 00:13:15,896 YOU KNOW WHAT? I SAW YOU AND JEFF REALLY HIT IT OFF. 327 00:13:15,929 --> 00:13:19,232 OH, YEAH. DO YOU KNOW JEFF? 328 00:13:19,266 --> 00:13:21,869 YEAH. COUSIN JEFF? 329 00:13:21,902 --> 00:13:26,506 COUSIN JEFF? HE'S MY COUSIN? 330 00:13:26,539 --> 00:13:27,540 SURE, YEAH. DON'T YOU REMEMBER? 331 00:13:27,574 --> 00:13:29,877 FROM JOE AND DIANE'S WEDDING. 332 00:13:34,014 --> 00:13:35,148 EWW! 333 00:13:35,182 --> 00:13:36,516 WHAT?! 334 00:13:36,549 --> 00:13:37,885 OH, MAN! 335 00:13:37,918 --> 00:13:41,088 HEY, GUYS, HOW WAS THE FUNERAL? 336 00:13:41,121 --> 00:13:42,455 OH, TERRIFIC. 337 00:13:42,489 --> 00:13:44,224 I HAD TO LEAD A DECADE OF THE ROSARY 338 00:13:44,257 --> 00:13:47,027 FOR A POUND OF COLOMBIAN ROAST. 339 00:13:47,060 --> 00:13:49,096 I TAKE IT HE KNOWS. YEP. 340 00:13:49,129 --> 00:13:50,097 SO, WHERE THE HELL WERE YOU? 341 00:13:50,130 --> 00:13:52,065 I WAS TAKING CARE OF SOME UNFINISHED BUSINESS. 342 00:13:52,099 --> 00:13:54,534 JUST TELL ME YOU GOT IT. I GOT IT. 343 00:13:54,567 --> 00:13:55,535 GOT WHAT? 344 00:13:55,568 --> 00:13:56,403 SEE--WELL, 345 00:13:56,436 --> 00:13:58,171 LAST NIGHT WE HAD A SERVICE OF OUR OWN. 346 00:13:58,205 --> 00:14:02,042 JEEZ. THIS CLIMB IS A LOT SCARIER 347 00:14:02,075 --> 00:14:03,210 THAN I REMEMBER. 348 00:14:03,243 --> 00:14:05,612 WHEW. THAT'S BECAUSE THIS IS THE FIRST TIME THAT WE DID IT 349 00:14:05,645 --> 00:14:08,281 WHEN WE WEREN'T COMPLETELY BAKED. 350 00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:12,285 THIS IS EXCELLENT. 351 00:14:15,288 --> 00:14:18,425 ALL RIGHT... 352 00:14:18,458 --> 00:14:20,660 LET'S DO IT. 353 00:14:20,693 --> 00:14:22,362 [BOOM BOX SWITCHES ON] 354 00:14:22,395 --> 00:14:23,596 NOT THE TAPE! THE CD. 355 00:14:23,630 --> 00:14:24,631 SORRY. 356 00:14:24,664 --> 00:14:28,135 [MUSIC PLAYING] 357 00:14:28,168 --> 00:14:29,602 OK. 358 00:14:29,636 --> 00:14:30,670 WOW. 359 00:14:30,703 --> 00:14:33,606 SHALL WE SAY A FEW WORDS? 360 00:14:33,640 --> 00:14:35,642 CLAUDIA? 361 00:14:41,982 --> 00:14:43,316 HEY, SCOTT. 362 00:14:43,350 --> 00:14:45,986 IT'S ME, CLAUDIA. 363 00:14:47,988 --> 00:14:49,389 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE GONE. 364 00:14:49,422 --> 00:14:51,391 NOT THAT I DIDN'T SEE IT COMING. 365 00:14:51,424 --> 00:14:54,661 YOU KNOW, YOU ALWAYS DID THOSE STUPID, 366 00:14:54,694 --> 00:14:56,396 RIDICULOUS, DANGEROUS THINGS. 367 00:14:56,429 --> 00:14:57,364 AND I WOULD TELL YOU NOT TO, 368 00:14:57,397 --> 00:15:00,200 BUT YOU WERE JUST SO PIGHEADED. 369 00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:06,006 WHEREVER YOU ARE, JUST PLEASE BE CAREFUL. 370 00:15:10,978 --> 00:15:13,046 EDWARD. 371 00:15:15,482 --> 00:15:20,520 REQUIEM AETERNAM DONA EIS, DOMINE, 372 00:15:21,721 --> 00:15:24,257 ET LUX PERPETUA. 373 00:15:24,291 --> 00:15:25,225 WHAT IS THAT? 374 00:15:25,258 --> 00:15:28,028 IT'S FROM THE OMEN. 375 00:15:30,130 --> 00:15:32,099 HEY, SCOTT... 376 00:15:32,132 --> 00:15:34,301 HEY, BUDDY... 377 00:15:34,334 --> 00:15:35,969 HERE WE ARE ON THE WATER TOWER, 378 00:15:36,003 --> 00:15:38,071 JUST LIKE YOU WANTED. 379 00:15:38,105 --> 00:15:39,973 I ALWAYS THOUGHT I'D BE AN OLD MAN, 380 00:15:40,007 --> 00:15:42,242 BUT WHAT THE HELL, HUH? 381 00:15:42,275 --> 00:15:43,710 WASN'T EASY GETTIN' UP HERE, 382 00:15:43,743 --> 00:15:47,014 AND IF YOUR MOM FINDS OUT, WE'RE DEAD. 383 00:15:47,047 --> 00:15:49,516 SO, I HOPE YOU WERE SERIOUS. 384 00:15:49,549 --> 00:15:55,055 ANYWAY, WE LOVE YOU, AND WE MISS YOU. 385 00:15:56,289 --> 00:15:59,626 HAVE A NICE FLIGHT. 386 00:16:00,260 --> 00:16:02,595 IT'S KINDA HARD. NO, I--I GOT-- 387 00:16:02,629 --> 00:16:03,730 AAH! AAH! 388 00:16:03,763 --> 00:16:05,065 NO! 389 00:16:05,098 --> 00:16:06,166 [THUD] 390 00:16:06,199 --> 00:16:09,002 OH, MAN, I THINK YOU DROPPED HIM. 391 00:16:10,103 --> 00:16:11,671 YOU DROPPED HIM? 392 00:16:11,704 --> 00:16:14,041 YEAH. YEAH, BUT IT WASN'T MY FAULT. 393 00:16:14,074 --> 00:16:14,741 IT WASN'T TUPPERWARE. 394 00:16:14,774 --> 00:16:16,709 IT WAS SOME NO-NAME BRAND. 395 00:16:16,743 --> 00:16:18,611 YEAH. AND WE-- 396 00:16:18,645 --> 00:16:20,747 WE SEARCHED IN THE BUSHES FOR OVER AN HOUR, 397 00:16:20,780 --> 00:16:22,049 BUT IT WAS SO DARK. 398 00:16:22,082 --> 00:16:23,150 BUT I WENT OUT THERE THIS MORNING, 399 00:16:23,183 --> 00:16:24,617 AND I FOUND HIM. HE WAS UNDER A BUSH, 400 00:16:24,651 --> 00:16:25,752 RIGHT NEXT TO YOUR FRISBEE. 401 00:16:25,785 --> 00:16:27,487 OH, WHAT-- WAIT A MINUTE. 402 00:16:27,520 --> 00:16:28,488 THIS ISN'T MY FRISBEE. 403 00:16:28,521 --> 00:16:30,790 BUT YOU COULD STILL HAVE FUN WITH IT, YOU KNOW. 404 00:16:30,823 --> 00:16:32,592 ALL RIGHT, THE IMPORTANT THING IS, 405 00:16:32,625 --> 00:16:34,394 IT'S NOT TOO LATE, RIGHT? 406 00:16:34,427 --> 00:16:35,095 WE HAVE SCOTT NOW, 407 00:16:35,128 --> 00:16:37,130 SO WE CAN DO THE RIGHT THING. 408 00:16:37,164 --> 00:16:39,699 NO, NO, NO. I MADE HIM A PROMISE. 409 00:16:39,732 --> 00:16:43,036 COME ON, SEAN, YOU KEPT YOUR STUPID PROMISE. 410 00:16:43,070 --> 00:16:44,704 YOU THREW HIM OFF THE WATER TOWER. 411 00:16:44,737 --> 00:16:46,673 SCOTT WANTED TO BE SCATTERED. 412 00:16:46,706 --> 00:16:49,309 COME ON. WHERE-- WHERE ARE THE ASHES? 413 00:16:49,342 --> 00:16:50,177 I-I'LL NEVER TELL. 414 00:16:50,210 --> 00:16:53,380 ALL RIGHT. LOOK, JUST GET OUT OF MY WAY. 415 00:16:53,413 --> 00:16:55,448 YOU'LL HAVE TO KNOCK ME DOWN FIRST. 416 00:16:55,482 --> 00:16:56,583 I COULD DO THAT. 417 00:16:56,616 --> 00:16:58,351 ALL RIGHT, LET'S NOT GET CRAZY. 418 00:16:58,385 --> 00:16:59,752 YEAH. 419 00:17:00,453 --> 00:17:03,056 [VACUUM CLEANER WHINING] 420 00:17:08,095 --> 00:17:10,797 MAN, THAT THING WAS DUSTY. 421 00:17:12,865 --> 00:17:15,135 OH... 422 00:17:15,435 --> 00:17:18,405 YOU KNOW, THIS TOOTHPASTE FIGHTS TARTAR AND PLAQUE, 423 00:17:18,438 --> 00:17:22,475 BUT, DUH, I DON'T SEE ANYTHING ABOUT COUSIN KISSING. 424 00:17:23,843 --> 00:17:27,080 SHUT UP. I DIDN'T KNOW. 425 00:17:27,547 --> 00:17:32,385 LIL, YOU AND ME, WE'RE-- WE'RE JUST FRIENDS, RIGHT? 426 00:17:33,586 --> 00:17:35,088 GET OUT! 427 00:17:39,592 --> 00:17:42,362 HEY, DON'T BRUSH ANGRY. 428 00:17:42,395 --> 00:17:45,765 IT'S THE NUMBER ONE CAUSE OF RECEDING GUMS. 429 00:17:46,833 --> 00:17:48,168 SO, YOU GONNA BE IN HERE MUCH LONGER? 430 00:17:48,201 --> 00:17:49,502 I GOTTA TO, UH-- YOU KNOW, I GOTTA-- 431 00:17:49,536 --> 00:17:53,072 I GOTTA SEND A FAX, YOU KNOW? 432 00:17:53,473 --> 00:17:55,808 DOESN'T THIS FAMILY HAVE A TONGUE SCRAPER? 433 00:17:55,842 --> 00:17:57,810 WHAT IS--WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU? 434 00:17:57,844 --> 00:17:59,146 COUSIN JEFF. 435 00:17:59,179 --> 00:18:00,180 OH, HE'S A BUM. 436 00:18:00,213 --> 00:18:03,150 HE OWES ME $115 FOR 2 MONTHS. 437 00:18:03,183 --> 00:18:07,120 WELL, WHAT DO YOU KNOW? BEING A DEADBEAT RUNS IN THE FAMILY. 438 00:18:07,154 --> 00:18:08,121 OH, HE'S NOT FAMILY. 439 00:18:08,155 --> 00:18:09,889 HE'S--HE'S A COUSIN BY MARRIAGE. 440 00:18:09,922 --> 00:18:12,559 WAIT. SO, WE'RE NOT BLOOD RELATIVES? 441 00:18:12,592 --> 00:18:13,460 NO. 442 00:18:13,493 --> 00:18:14,861 THAT'S FANTASTIC. 443 00:18:14,894 --> 00:18:19,132 YEAH. LET THE GOOD TIMES ROLL. 444 00:18:19,699 --> 00:18:21,868 HOLD IT UPRIGHT. YOU'RE GONNA SPILL HIM. 445 00:18:21,901 --> 00:18:23,270 DON'T WORRY. IF I SPILL HIM, 446 00:18:23,303 --> 00:18:25,772 I'LL JUST SUCK HIM UP AGAIN, OK? 447 00:18:26,939 --> 00:18:29,276 OK, PUT HIM IN THIS. 448 00:18:29,309 --> 00:18:31,844 THAT'S A COOKIE JAR. 449 00:18:31,878 --> 00:18:33,613 THIS IS VERY URN-LIKE. 450 00:18:33,646 --> 00:18:35,748 IT'S HIDEOUS! 451 00:18:35,782 --> 00:18:37,717 YOU GAVE IT TO US. 452 00:18:37,750 --> 00:18:39,652 WELL, IT'S GOT ITS CHARM. 453 00:18:39,686 --> 00:18:42,489 HEY, DAD, DO YOU HAVE COUSIN JEFF'S PHONE NUMBER? 454 00:18:42,522 --> 00:18:43,856 YEAH. IT'S IN MY BOOK. 455 00:18:43,890 --> 00:18:44,657 COOL. WAIT. 456 00:18:44,691 --> 00:18:46,426 WHY DO YOU WANT TO CALL COUSIN JEFF? 457 00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:47,860 WELL, IF YOU MUST KNOW, 458 00:18:47,894 --> 00:18:50,630 I THINK JEFF AND I COULD BE KINDA HAVIN' A THING. 459 00:18:50,663 --> 00:18:52,865 YOU CAN'T DATE COUSIN JEFF. 460 00:18:52,899 --> 00:18:54,901 NO, NO, NO. IT'S OK. WE'RE NOT RELATED BY BLOOD. 461 00:18:54,934 --> 00:18:56,669 WE'RE RELATED BY MARRIAGE. 462 00:18:56,703 --> 00:18:58,838 YES. HIS MARRIAGE. 463 00:19:00,373 --> 00:19:00,973 HE'S MARRIED? 464 00:19:01,007 --> 00:19:03,276 YES, TO YOUR COUSIN SUSIE. 465 00:19:03,310 --> 00:19:07,547 HOW WOULD THAT CREEP JUST LEAD ME ON-- 466 00:19:07,580 --> 00:19:09,749 ARE THEY HAPPY? 467 00:19:11,251 --> 00:19:11,951 YEAH. 468 00:19:11,984 --> 00:19:15,188 OH, I GOTTA GO BRUSH MY TONGUE. 469 00:19:16,489 --> 00:19:17,890 I'M GONNA LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT 470 00:19:17,924 --> 00:19:19,592 WALKIN' INTO THAT MAUSOLEUM 471 00:19:19,626 --> 00:19:21,461 CARRYING A CLOWN HEAD. 472 00:19:21,494 --> 00:19:23,863 DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, WALT. I'LL CARRY IT. 473 00:19:23,896 --> 00:19:24,897 YOU'RE NOT TAKIN' IT. 474 00:19:24,931 --> 00:19:26,199 SEAN, LISTEN TO ME. 475 00:19:26,233 --> 00:19:27,867 NO, I'M NOT GONNA LISTEN TO YOU. 476 00:19:27,900 --> 00:19:29,602 YOU'RE SELLIN' SCOTT OUT. 477 00:19:29,636 --> 00:19:30,837 SEAN, LOOK AT HIM. 478 00:19:30,870 --> 00:19:33,706 HE DOESN'T CARE ANYMORE, ALL RIGHT? 479 00:19:33,740 --> 00:19:35,908 LAST NIGHT WE WERE EMOTIONAL, 480 00:19:35,942 --> 00:19:36,943 AND WE WERE DRUNK, 481 00:19:36,976 --> 00:19:40,447 AND WE WERE EXTREMELY IRRESPONSIBLE AND JUVENILE. 482 00:19:40,480 --> 00:19:41,914 CLAUDIA, THAT'S THE POINT. 483 00:19:41,948 --> 00:19:43,750 IF THERE'S ONE THING WE CAN LEARN FROM SCOTT, 484 00:19:43,783 --> 00:19:45,518 IT'S THAT WE DON'T ALWAYS HAVE TO DO 485 00:19:45,552 --> 00:19:48,588 THE MOST RESPONSIBLE THING ALL THE TIME. 486 00:19:48,621 --> 00:19:49,356 YES. FINE. FINE. 487 00:19:49,389 --> 00:19:50,957 THAT IS HOW SCOTT LIVED HIS LIFE. 488 00:19:50,990 --> 00:19:51,791 IT IS NOT HOW WE LIVE OURS. 489 00:19:51,824 --> 00:19:54,227 WELL, MAYBE WE SHOULD. LIFE'S SO SHORT. 490 00:19:54,261 --> 00:19:55,595 WHY DON'T WE TAKE RISKS? 491 00:19:55,628 --> 00:19:57,364 WE TAKE RISKS, ALL RIGHT? 492 00:19:57,397 --> 00:19:59,466 WE HAVE AN ADJUSTABLE-RATE MORTGAGE. 493 00:19:59,499 --> 00:20:01,968 WE JUST PAID OFF OUR VISA WITH OUR MASTERCARD. 494 00:20:02,001 --> 00:20:06,239 WE ARE RAISING 3 KIDS IN NEW YORK CITY, 495 00:20:06,273 --> 00:20:07,874 AND WE DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL WE'RE DOING. 496 00:20:07,907 --> 00:20:10,510 I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU, BUT I, FOR ONE, 497 00:20:10,543 --> 00:20:11,678 WOULD WELCOME A GLACIER. 498 00:20:11,711 --> 00:20:14,481 SCOTT ALWAYS ASKED ME TO DO THESE CRAZY THINGS WITH HIM, 499 00:20:14,514 --> 00:20:16,916 GO ON ADVENTURES AND, YOU KNOW, I ALWAYS SAID NO, 500 00:20:16,949 --> 00:20:18,985 'CAUSE I THOUGHT I'D HAVE ANOTHER CHANCE. 501 00:20:19,018 --> 00:20:21,854 AND FINALLY I GET THIS CHANCE 502 00:20:21,888 --> 00:20:23,790 TO TAKE HIM ON AN ADVENTURE-- 503 00:20:23,823 --> 00:20:28,027 THE ONE ADVENTURE THAT HE REALLY WANTED-- 504 00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:29,296 AND I CAN'T. 505 00:20:29,329 --> 00:20:32,999 AND IT'S A DAMN SHAME. 506 00:20:34,967 --> 00:20:37,304 WELL. 507 00:20:37,337 --> 00:20:38,771 YEAH. 508 00:20:43,576 --> 00:20:44,277 WELL, UH, 509 00:20:44,311 --> 00:20:46,913 I DON'T REALLY KNOW WHAT TO SAY. 510 00:20:46,946 --> 00:20:49,015 I SAID SOME BEAUTIFUL THINGS 511 00:20:49,048 --> 00:20:51,884 TO THAT URN FULL OF COFFEE, 512 00:20:51,918 --> 00:20:53,953 BUT, UH, THEY ESCAPE ME NOW. 513 00:20:53,986 --> 00:20:57,924 I--IS SOMETHIN' BURNIN' HERE? 514 00:20:59,459 --> 00:21:00,993 SOMEBODY'S BURNING LEAVES. 515 00:21:01,027 --> 00:21:03,330 SWEET. SMOKE. 516 00:21:03,363 --> 00:21:04,331 GO AHEAD, WALT. 517 00:21:04,364 --> 00:21:06,533 YEAH. ANYWAY, SCOTT, 518 00:21:06,566 --> 00:21:08,067 I DIDN'T UNDERSTAND YOU IN LIFE, 519 00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:10,870 AND I DON'T UNDERSTAND YOU NOW, 520 00:21:10,903 --> 00:21:15,342 BUT YOU WERE A GOOD KID... 521 00:21:15,375 --> 00:21:18,378 AND I'M GONNA MISS YOU. 522 00:21:18,411 --> 00:21:22,349 SO, GO ON NOW. GET OUTTA HERE. 523 00:21:28,388 --> 00:21:32,925 WE PROBABLY SHOULDN'T HAVE PARKED SO CLOSE. 524 00:21:37,497 --> 00:21:38,431 ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO THROUGH IT AGAIN. 525 00:21:38,465 --> 00:21:40,633 I WANT TO BE LAID OUT FOR 2 NIGHTS AT DALTONS, 526 00:21:40,667 --> 00:21:42,802 AND AFTER THE SERVICE, I WANT YOU TO TAKE EVERYBODY 527 00:21:42,835 --> 00:21:44,871 TO THE BAMBOO GARDENS FOR A NICE LUNCH. 528 00:21:44,904 --> 00:21:46,005 BUT, SO HELP ME GOD, 529 00:21:46,038 --> 00:21:48,875 IF YOU DESECRATE MY MEMORY WITH A CASH BAR, 530 00:21:48,908 --> 00:21:52,679 I WILL COME BACK AND KILL YOU BOTH. 531 00:21:52,712 --> 00:21:56,916 NOW, UH, I LEFT MY GUEST LIST OUT IN THE CAR. 532 00:21:57,850 --> 00:21:59,686 I CAN'T TAKE ANY MORE OF THIS. 533 00:21:59,719 --> 00:22:01,954 I SAY WE JUST TOSS HIM OFF THE TOWER. 534 00:22:01,988 --> 00:22:03,823 HE'S NOT BEING CREMATED. 535 00:22:03,856 --> 00:22:06,393 NO. TONIGHT.